Who the Heck is Michael Gabbert?

Michael FREAKING Gabbert is a self-proclaimed idiot specializing in bullcrap and making a fool of himself. His propensity towards versatility and stupidity has somehow made him look more competent than he actually is (which may accidentally lead to the destabilization of multiple governments)*. He lives in a constant state of tired and work, calling his life story God’s sense of humor aka divine comedy. Michael enjoys indulging in dark humor, satire, sarcasm, and physical comedy as well as an unhealthy obsession with tea and Asian foodstuffs.”